PEOPLE;

I like him again,

Oh shit right?

Not the forbidden one,

The ass hole,

of course,

lol.

Im breaking no promises,

but i think i might break myself.

And P.S.

Dear other boy,

your still an asshole,

that just fucked himself over in the end.

i commend you.

Laugh :)

This = great :)

dumb but funny :) :

There was a blonde who found herself sitting next to a Lawyer on an airplane. The lawyer just kept bugging the blonde wanting her to play a game of intelligence. Finally, the lawyer offered her 10 to 1 odds, and said every time the blonde could not answer one of his questions, she owed him $5, but every time he could not answer hers, he'd give her $50.00. The lawyer figured he could not lose, and the blonde reluctantly accepted.

The lawyer first asked, "What is the distance between the Earth and the nearest star?"

Without saying a word the blonde handed him $5. then the blonde asked, "What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes back down the hill with 4 legs?"

Well, the lawyer looked puzzled. He took several hours, looking up everything he could on his laptop and even placing numerous air-to-ground phone calls trying to find the answer. Finally, angry and frustrated, he gave up and paid the blonde $50.00

The blonde put the $50 into her purse without comment, but the lawyer insisted, "What is the answer to your question?"

Without saying a word, the blonde handed him $5.

A few ways to annoy people :)

In the memo field of all your checks, write "for sensual massage."

Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." -dont for get, its to go goddamn it!

Inform others that they exist only in your imagination. - Hahaha wtf?

Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with Lysol. -what dick thought of this?

Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page

hahaha-

A man escapes from prison where he has been for 15 years. He breaks into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed.

He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair, while tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in there, the husband tells his wife:

"Listen, this guy's an escaped convict, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck." If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he nauseates you. This guy is probably very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, honey. I love you."

To which his wife responds: "He wasn't kissing my neck. He wwas whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked me if we had any vaseline. I told him it was in the bathroom. Be strong honey. I love you too!!"

DEAR BOYS:

Im so sick and tired of boys fucking with my mind.

I don't want to be a rebound.

Im not a game.

If you say you like me,

Fucking Mean it.

I cant stand it anymore.

I used to be love struck,

and now I'm just fucked up.

Fuck you; you know who you are.

a note from ashley.

i love katie

she's a sex goddess

her titties make me weep in my pants

her talk of peeing and shitting red and green is hilarious

she's a good, no amazing friend

and she's always there for you

even when youre being a hugggeeee bitch

i love you katie

i cant wait until you suck my nipples

:)

The Perfect Place

I want to run away

from my problems

from people

and from myself.

I want to go to a warm place,

somewhere without issues

I want to go to another state

I want to walk out the front door

and just keep walking

and not stop until i get there

and maybe someday I'll find

That Perfect Place.

I SWEAR

People can be complete dumb asses.

People cant be trusted.

People ruin everything.

People Get in the way.

And I'm going to run them all over with my car.

BOOM.

goddamnit.

Screw all of you.

:)

This Weekend :)

This weekend rocked :)

Me and Hayley had a blast :)

i love you Hayley,

were fart magnets :)

haha.

I had fun at shadows edge with you

And we got to go to taco bell :)

and we were being stalkers, hehe.

with 2 nerds that like potato burritos... and wa was.

then i hung out with Chazly :)

I love her :)

and the other 16 people at her house haha.

Like Jasmine, Tomi, Brittney, Jonah, Alex, Alex Chink,

Zoe, Sara, Ian, David, and so on...

And today i napped a lot,

hung out with Julie and Megan,

we saw the hangover again :)

Its the greatest movie :) haha.

Well i love all of you.